Now that this season of STAG is wrapping up—gee, it seems like the love-destroying ambushing just started!—handmaiden to break-up host Tommy Habeeb takes us on a trip down bad-memory lane.

Perhaps you recall Joeron, who found himself plummeting down the slippery slope of breasts-in-face on his big pre-wedding-night-out with the boys. His justification to fuming fiancée April? He was just doing his job.

The unemployment line forms to the left.