Schlock horror film producer Donald may have a million bucks, but he doesn't have Megan. Apparently his fat bank account wasn't sexy enough to outweigh his actual fat, resulting in a "complete lack of attraction" on Megan's part.

The dramatic dump didn't stop the shameless gal from hitting him up for a movie part, at literally the same moment she slid the sayanora knife in his enlarged, broken heart.

At least he can drown his sorrow in the uplifting wisdom of Lady Gaga.