Continuing on with our National Megan Fox Awareness Day festivities, it is now time to honor our lady of utmost class and sophistication with a few fun Internet facts.
1. Let's start with this toe thumb situation. Yes, someone finally uncovered an imperfection, not that it's that big of deal, she's a human and everything. It's mostly just amusing that the imperfection happens to be toe thumbs. She's still hot so really.
2. Turns out she's been acting in bad Michael Bay movies since she was 15 and used to have to wear even less clothes. You must have to work your way up to an actual outfit over a few Bay films. As she reminisced to Jimmy Kimmel it all started with Bad Boys 2...
"I was wearing a stars-and-stripes bikini and a red cowboy hat, and six-inch heels. And they took me to Mike and he approved it. And they said, 'You know, Michael, she's 15, so you can't sit her at the bar, and she can't have a drink in her hand.' So his solution to that problem was to then have me dancing underneath a waterfall getting soaking wet. At 15. I was in 10th grade."
Totally normal and acceptable work for a 15-year-old.
3. We all know how our lady of honor just loves saying sexually charged things. Leave it to the Internet to gather those all up for a Megan Fox soundboard. It's like Megan Fox is actually at your National Megan Fox Awareness Day celebrations saying actual Megan Fox things. Fun?
4. Her tongue can't stay in her mouth. Ever. And it also can withstand fire, that's what Jennifer's Body is all about. Her magical tongue. Oh, and her scary fangs. More like Jennifer's Mouth, hey-oh!
5. And finally, sometimes it's possible to kinda feel bad for her. Sure, she's the one strutting around all sexed up, making provocative statements every chance she can. That's her decision and the image she chooses to project. Fine. But watching a bunch of dudes at Comic-Con harass her kinda made us grow a heart for a minute.
Poor Megs, now have a rose.
Or not. :(
Oh wow, we didn't mean to leave off on a downer. Um, Happy Megan Fox Day, everyone! Go out and celebrate Megan Fox-style.
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