"He went on Stephen's jet."
—Close confidant to super-rich, womanizing Hollywood entrepreneur Stephen Bing, on whose borrowed jet Bill Clinton flew to North Korea to help save journalists Laura Ling and Euna Lee.
Bill O'Reilly, you online? Isn't this the kind of liberal skank-association (both Clinton and Bing have treated women horrifically, at times) you love to tar an otherwise splendid occasion with? Damn, don't tell me I just did!? Crap.