We Audition for Sex and the City So You Don't Have To

We'll be live Tweeting an open casting cattle call for extras for the movie sequel. Will Sarah Jessica Parker be there to see our starry moment?

Carrie, Miranda, Samantha, Charlotte and Breanne. It's got a nice ring to it, no?

A whole slew—and by slew, we anticipate several hundred or more—of Sex and the City fifth-wheel wannabes are lining up this sunny afternoon in New York City for the chance to be an extra in the series' movie sequel.

Yep, an open call for future scene-chewers made its way to the masses and, since it doesn't even require a SAG card, E! Online is taking you there. And off I go, even though I don't match any of the characters they desire. They're after "Fashion Models," I'm 5 foot tall. They seek "Upscale Socialites" and I only watch them on Real Housewives and NYC Prep. They want "Professional Soccer Players" and I know how to ice skate. They'd also like to see "Celebrity Types"—I type about celebrities, does that count?

But I'm going anyway. From the fans and fashionistas we meet in the line to the inevitable rejection, I'll be tweeting my step-by-step (in rather old shoes, mind you) audition process right here @eonlineMovies.