Welcome to VH1's latest dose of fake reality, wherein we find TV vet Megan Hauserman (remember her from Rock of Love? Or I Love Money? Maybe Beauty and the Geek? Anyway…) choosing her love interest from a group of rich guys.

A couple bumps right off: If you've got a million-plus bucks and can't get a woman, there's a problem. And, if the only lady your money can buy is bottle blonde Megan—who looks like a ring girl at a Laughlin midget wrestling match—there's an even bigger problem.

Which brings us to suave d-bag Garth, who is so dazzeled by gold digger Megan he forgets he's a plumber. She just has that effect on people!