Jodie Foster

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•  Jodie Foster tried to talk her way out of a speeding ticket and a reality show simultaneously. Guess which one stuck.

•  Laguna Beach's Jason Wahler's engagement is off, probably because he's allegedly shopping around a reality show called Jason & the Cougars and his 21-year-old fiancé, Katja Decker Sadowski, was too young to compete.

•  Rachael Ray is just so lovable.

•  Aubrey O'Day puts her clothes on long enough to score a potential record deal.

•  Sir Anthony Hopkins would like to play American Idol's Hannibal Lecter Simon Cowell in a movie. Any casting suggestions for a potential Paula Abdul?

•  Bachelor bling!

•  Dear Orlando Bloom: Seriously, this is not fair to the millions of women who lust after you. You and Miranda Kerr need to get a stay in your room. Love, Rise 'n' Shine

There are all kinds of balloons in Big Pic this morning!