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• Gwynnie has some new words for the GOOP haters, including the newest member to join the club: the New York Times. First, she felt sorry for everyone, then she told us to ef off, and now it's that no one gets that Gwyneth just wants to share her "amazing, super, fortunate life." Like duh, guys, now go eat some French food.
• Wolverine is having a tough time dealing with his emotions—there are just too many.
• Seriously, Megan Fox? This is what you wear when you visit a 6-year-old at his elementary school. Like, really, espadrilles?! Kids aren't ready for those at that age.