While some heightened beings spend their time on selfless quests for spirituality, inner peace or the next solar-powered Wankel rotary engine, Tyra Banks feeds on an almost psychopathic drive to promote/humiliate people who think they are attractive. A sad commentary on the superficial currency of the American social structure, or pure, balls-out entertainment? 

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In any case, Tyra's True Beauty gives fans determined, software-selling hunk Joel, whose résumé includes attending "a fairly highly accredited university for business." DeVry? Unfortunately, that, and all his vacantly chiseled, over-weening confidence, doesn't help when it comes to the simple questions. Note to Joel: These answers can be safety-pinned to shirts.