Lindsay Lohan, pampering herself at a pre-Oscar suite at the posh Bev Hills' Peninsula Hotel. Linds, looking ragged, thin and worn-out in a wrinkled tee, pathetically tried to get herself together with some acupuncture treatments. When she wasn't hittin' the needle, she furiously texted the whole time, keeping to her stuck-up self.
LiLo must have loved the suite anyway, since she came back the very next day for the same skin-poking treatment. Why doesn't she just try rehab again? Or a job? Work's good for the soul, sweetie. Another actress who's picked far better roles (and wardrobes) than Linds this year was...
Taraji P. Henson, hitting at the Prince post-Oscar fete at H'wood's Bardot. Tar held onto the railing above while watching P thrust onstage, and both Prince and the Ben Button babe got down like nobody's business. Head rolls, arms moving and grooving, TPH didn't care who saw her enjoying herself. Losing definitely didn't stop this good sport from having fun, love it. Also at the Princely party was...
Mika, looking dapper in a tux and bow tie, being a total sweetheart to blushing admirers who flocked to the curly haired pop cutie. Surrounded by even more fawning fans was...
Taye Diggs, beyond hot, in a tux and gray bow tie with glasses. Sexy specs are so in—thank Tina Fey for that. Too bad even this debonair dude had to pay for his own drinks in the VIP section. The nerve! One celebrating lady who def got her drinks for free was...
Stephanie March, hosting the Oscar Night America SoBe Style viewing party at the Paris Theater in Miami. Steph was stunning in a blood orange strapless gown with free-flowing hair, gabbing that she was thrilled to return to Law & Order: SVU because, "I love it there—they are so good to me." Bet the Grey's cast wishes they could say the same thing about their show. One dude doing nothing Oscar-related—now or prolly ever—was...
Jerry Bruckheimer, at the Whole Foods Market Grand Tasting Village. The high-octane producer wore jeans and a short-sleeved gray tee as he walked through the market, making his way-hot female companion laugh and smile. Guess he's as good with the ladies as he is with blowing stuff up onscreen. Jer should fly back to L.A. and try his charm on the newly single...
Amanda Bynes, slinking around Crown Bar, shopping for a new chunk of arm candy now that her Lauren Conrad leftovers have walked out of her life. When did this talented and funny femme go from sweetie pie to sorta skanky? Dating a Hillsite really rubs off on you.