As we all know, people in show business cannot make it through a 12-month stretch without bestowing all manner of awards upon themselves, and those of us here at The Soup want to do our share to keep Hollywood alive.

Thus, the Soup Awards 2009. In the wildly competitive category of weather forecasting, Al Roker, Jillian Reynolds and yes, Joan Collins battle it out. Who will take home the coveted golden can trophy? Tune in tonight at 10:30 p.m. ET/PT.