Now that you’ve suffered through the meaningless tedium of the Grammys, the Golden Globes and the Screen Actors Guild’s the Saggies, it’s time for the only ceremony that really means something, the Soup Awards. It’s not about shiny statues, weepy speeches and nods to God, it’s about bestowing the prize of laughter upon TV’s stable of mutant geniuses. And that laughter is at them, not with them.
The show will be brimming with special talent, including Martha Stewart, David Caruso, Al Roker, The Real World: Brooklyn’s not-gay Chet and The Pick-up Artist 's not-gay Brian. All this and so much more, and you don’t even have to rent a tux. Coming at you this Friday at 10:30 p.m. ET/PT, following a brand new Soup.