In case you have yet to enjoy My Big Breasts and Me, it's not a show about Simon Cowell's impressive moobs. Though, like Cowell, bad teeth and the Beatles, the BBC America series does arrive on these shores from England.

The basic thrust of the Brits on tits program is to examine the relationship between big breasts and their owners/operators. In this episode, random English townsfolk chime in on their favorite monikers for said endowments, but we're guessing their tired suggestions sag in comparison to what U.S. breast fans can come up with.

What do you call 'em? Add your pet chesticle name to the comments section!