ANG/Fame Pictures• About those rumors he was text-courting Courtney Love, Mickey Rourke has this to say: "I’d rather be on a deserted island with a gorilla.”
• People has this poll up: "Has Miss Piggy Lost Weight?," which seems really insensitive to Jessica Simpson.
• Jennifer Love Hewitt is seriously wearing a rug out like it's a shawl. Poor girl, is everything all right over in Ghost Whispering land?
• China gets their very own Michael Phelps apology on video. Sadly, Miley doesn't randomly pop up from behind him and offer her own half-hearted apology.
• This is the most terrifying thing that could only happen on Friday the 13th.
• Could a crossover be coming up between Lost and True Blood? There is a connection.
Things don't look good for Gossip Girl's Chuck and Blair...at least not in our Big Picture gallery!