When I got invited to a Superbowl party I was really confused. I mean, how good could a toilet be? I googled "best toilet" and boy was I surprised. Did you know that some toilets shoot water into your bum-bum? I would only want one of those if it hand a hand drier built in to dry me off. That would be amazing. We could call it the Bravo Fan and I would make millions of dollars and I would never have to put on another adult diaper just to make Ms. Chelsea laugh and then I would be the boss and she would work for me. I wish. Oooops, I'm late. I'm wearing a sombrero today so people can eat chips off of my head. Talk to you later!