When I got invited to a Superbowl party I was really confused.  I mean, how good could a toilet be?  I googled "best toilet" and boy was I surprised.  Did you know that some toilets shoot water into your bum-bum?  I would only want one of those if it hand a hand drier built in to dry me off.  That would be amazing.  We could call it the Bravo Fan and I would make millions of dollars and I would never have to put on another adult diaper just to make Ms. Chelsea laugh and then I would be the boss and she would work for me.  I wish.  Oooops, I'm late.  I'm wearing a sombrero today so people can eat chips off of my head.  Talk to you later!