Gustavo Caballero/Getty ImagesAccording to RadarOnline, Amy Fisher is officially launching a career in hard-core porn. Amy Fisher is best known for having an affair with a married man when she was much younger, and then shooting his wife in the face. So...I guess her career choices since serving her seven-year prison term have been limited. Now she has signed on with adult film specialists Dreamzone Entertainment to start getting penetrated for cash. Fisher said that sex "...feels so good and we should enjoy it...I am excited to work with Dreamzone to make my dreams a reality." I didn't realize people had dreams of being in porn. I just thought it was where you ended up when s--t went down. My mistake. Way to shoot for the stars, kitty kat.