ABCElisabeth Hasselbeck continues to borderline amaze me with the dumb things that she says. On The View, the gaggle of women recently discussed why they think so many women are partnering up with other women later in life. Whoopi explained, in a very pent-up lesbian way, that maybe once you get older you're ready for someone who really knows their way around a vagina. I don't know if that's the reason, but it's at least a reason I can get behind...or get in front of. Hasselbeck, on the other hand, thinks women are being forced to turn into lesbians because older men are going for younger women, leaving older women with no other option. She's so stupid. The world isn't running out of old men. I see them all of the time, and they're usually hitting on me. That alone proves her theory wrong, since most people think I'm in my early 60s.