Lo News Day

Lindsay Lohan is taking up a lot of the news pages

By Chelsea Handler Jul 22, 2010 3:00 PMTags
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Trying to find something to write about for the last few days has been difficult. My trusty tabloid sights are covered with news of Lindsay Lohan going to jail. Now that she's in jail, where she can't be seen or heard from, they're still talking about it. Now there is just news about what she might be eating and what time she has to get up in the morning. Is this going to go on for the next few weeks while she's on the inside? It was bad enough that there was live news coverage of her ride to jail. I even got sucked in to watching for a few minutes; then I realized I was just watching a car go down the freeway. If I see the words "Lindsay has turkey tetrazzini for dinner" again, I'm going to start re-thinking my career choices. Surely there's something more interesting to talk about, like what Glenn Beck had for breakfast. Until something...or someone...goes down while Lindsay's in there, we need to stop treating it as daily news.