Failin' Palin

Sarah Palin can't get the attention she was hoping for

By Chelsea Handler Jul 22, 2010 10:00 PMTags
Sarah PalinAP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite

Sarah Palin's "camp" is reportedly shopping around a "make up" interview and photo shoot featuring Palin and Levi Johnston. When her daughter Bristol announced that she and Levi were a couple again, Us Weekly spent $100,000 for the cover story. Unfortunately, sales were low for that week's issue and Us fell short of making up for that kind of spending. I guess people aren't that interested in two people who are already parents together talking about how they are going to finally pork on their wedding night. When Us was offered the "Sarah and Levi make nice story" for well over $100,000, they declined...as did everyone else. Palin's people quickly dropped the price to $10,000. Still nobody wants the story. Sarah and her people could still walk away from this with some pride. When in doubt: refudiate.