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Miley Cyrus

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Miley Cyrus is obviously taking her new song "Can't Be Tamed" a little too seriously. Since that performance where she ran around in a pair of knee-high boots that she almost fell over in while sporting a body suit that I can only assume she borrowed from Beyoncé, I'm pretty sure she hasn't worn pants. Every photo I've seen of her she is half-naked running around showing her "party" to the USA. I don't like this. I was willing to put up with the jean shorts and cowboy boots because the music spoke to me. I felt inspired by her words and let them carry me through mile after mile on my at-home treadmill. Now she's trying to reinvent herself into some sort of sex symbol and she's not even 18 yet. Please pull yourself together and at least buy some capri pants. Otherwise there's only one way this can all turn out. See: Lindsay Lohan.