Spelling It Out

Tori Spelling gets hungry, and it's news

By Chelsea Handler Jun 22, 2010 10:00 PMTags
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It's no secret that I give Tori Spelling a hard time. He's never really done anything to me; it's just sometimes the jokes write themselves and I don't always feel like working. Recently, Tori was in New York doing a book signing. He also had a book party afterward, but was late to it because he wanted to stay at the signing and sign every book. I find that commendable. I know what it's like to just want to get to the party. I was reading up on this in the Post, and was sucked in by the title "Tori Spelling calls Domino's." I guess Tori was starving after leaving the party, called Domino's and "wolfed down" three slices of delicious pizza. It is never a good sign when it's news that you ate.