Christina Aguilera, Max Bratman

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According to Star magazine, Disneyland offers a "smart" way to get kids to give up the pacifier. Christina Aquilera reportedly enlisted their help when she couldn't get her 2-year-old son to give his up. She brought the little addict to Disneyland, pacifiers in hand, and he forked them over to a man in a Goofy suit. Supposedly kids think that Goofy is "cool," so they feel good about giving up their treasured pacifiers to him. Sounds great now, but wait until those kids grow up and figure out that they gave their favorite thing in the world to a creepy guy in a f--ked-up dog costume.

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