Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagicSandra Bullock caused quite a stir at the MTV Movie Awards with her girl-on-girl kiss with Scarlett Johansson. Listen: I like Sandra Bullock. I think she has handled herself really well after being humiliated by a Nazi-loving guy who likes to pork women with face tattoos. Going out and getting herself a black baby was an impressive and unexpected move. Kissing a girl on camera was not. It's a little overdone, and it seems like that's everybody's go-to move now. Miley Cyrus just did it while wearing a bodysuit screaming that she "Can't be Tamed." I don't want her tamed. I just want her to "Party in the USA." I'm over it. I don't want girls kissing girls just for attention anymore. That's a big ef you to Britney Spears and Madonna, who brought the first unexpected girl-on-girl makeout to the small screen. It's an even bigger ef you to my friends Kelly and Shelley, who actually created lesbianism.