In a recent interview, Madonnas young boyfriend Jesus Luz said that he feels like a married man and that he "has a family." Which makes sense because Madonna came fully equipped with four children.
He went on to say that at his age, 23, his father was also married…his mom gave birth to him at the age of 15. Not something to brag about, but it does always make for a good Lifetime movie and Kirsten Dunst always needs work.
I guess as his semi-wife, Madonna really keeps that kid on a leash, because it was also recently reported that she ordered him to stay away from Lindsay Lohan. That's smart. I wouldn't want my kid hanging out with her either.