Spencer Pratt, aka Herpes 1, admitted that he has a thing for crystals. Not the kind of crystal that would make him fun to be around…the actual rock.
He said that he is "addicted" to crystals and that he and Herpes 2 snuggled on Valentine's Day with their crystal between them…probably because the crystal was more comfortable to hold than his wife's new weird body.
He also went on to explain that there is a "science" to crystals, and that he's "not crazy."
Hey dumbass: When you have to tell somebody that you aren't crazy, it's usually an indicator that you are.