Too Much Tequila

Tila Tequila seems to have a different story to tell every day

By Chelsea Handler Feb 18, 2010 11:00 PMTags
Tila TequilaMatt Smith, PacificCoastNews.com

Tila Tequila loves Twitter.  She has recently used it to announce a pregnancy that nobody can confirm, a miscarriage that we aren't sure could happen since nobody can confirm the pregnancy and, in an interesting development, she just used it to announce her "retirement from being a star" so that she can focus on the possibly existing baby. 

She probably should have announced that she was in fact a "star" before she retired from being one.  That might have helped to avoid confusion. 

The question I have is:  Can Twitter "retire" from her?  You don't make any sense, Kitty Kat.  Just do us all a favor and retire from life.