Shifting Gears

If you want a woman who porks like a machine…

By Chelsea Handler Feb 08, 2010 4:00 PMTags

A talking female sex robot named Roxxxy was recently "unveiled" at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas.  Her inventor Douglas Hines, who I'm guessing is single, introduced her and explained that the robot is made from hypoallergenic silicone.  The battery lasts for about 3 hours once it's charged, which is about 2 hours and 57 and a half minutes more than most men will need her to last. 

About the robot, Hines boasted, "She doesn't vacuum or cook, but she does almost everything else."

Roxxxy only speaks English for now, but Hines' True Companion company is developing a Spanish version.  So obviously the robot will eventually…vacuum and cook.