Former Baywatch star and current a-hole Pamela Anderson has signed to be on the next season of Dancing With the Stars. According to RadarOnline, Pam and the show have agreed to all terms, and the deal is done.
I didn't find the details of her demands, but I'm sure a trailer was involved. Not the kind a movie star usually uses, the kind you find in an actual trailer park.
For once, I'm actually looking forward to the next season of this show. It should be interesting to see them shoot the show from Pamela's natural habitat, the sea.
The only thing that could make this more exciting would be if they got David Hasselhoff to join her on the show. Unfortunately, he's at the bottom of a bottle and can't be reached.