Mayer explained that if he himself was to send out "dirty" text messages to random women in the world, it wouldn't be a problem. There wouldn't be a public "agenda" or backlash, because he's a single man. The only reason that Mayer believes that the Tiger Woods scandal is a big deal to people, is because Tiger is married.
Thanks for clearing that up, moron. That's why it is called an affair. Next time John Mayer will be explaining to the world that the only reason people care about Kirstie Alley's weight gain is because she's fat.