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If they judged American Idol on weepy, mindless, hysterical energy alone, they could end the contest right now and let America begin idolizing the passionate Tatiana. Falling somewhere between orgasmic stuck pig and a Price Is Right Showcase Showdown winner, the unrestrained Top 36er's talent outburst begs the question: What's she going to do if she actually wins, spontaneously combust?