The kind of punishment Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson once administered in the wrestling ring—the double leg takedown spinebuster, the running swinging neck breaker, the deadly Samoan drop—pales in comparison to the pain of watching his cringe-inducing Grammy performance.

But then, wrestling is fake, and the Grammys, sadly, are very real—and far less entertaining. No doubt Katy Perry is blushing from sheer embarrassment under her protective layer of caked-on foundation.