Summit Entertainment• A real magazine finally checked out the Internet long enough to deduce that Robert Pattinson is kind of a big deal. GQ will reportedly feature the dreamboat on its April cover as part of the mag's We Just Found Out What's Hot in 2009 special. Hopefully, this will help the fanggirls chill and stop getting crafty with Bella's womb. [Celebuzz, Cinematical]
• Kate Winslet has vowed to "start loving [her] backside" for womankind everywhere. [Us]
• We sort of expected more from a "Tracy Jordan going Bale on a cameraman" spoof. [Videogum]
• Whoa, guys. Mariah Carey's acting looks competent. Mind exploding now. [Defamer]
• It's insane how much power Mickey Rourke has to charm the ladies. They can't even keep their shirts on around him. [Dlisted]
• Nick Carter had to have gone into this photo shoot with this idea: "Hey guys, like let's say I take my shirt off and have tattoos and then we put the picture in black and white. Do you think people would think I'm David Beckham?!" [JustJared]
Spoiler alert: Kate Winslet looks gorgeous in our Big Picture gallery, but you should really check it out for yourself!