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Simon says: This sucks. This lame-o, billed as an action-comedy and full of high-octane violence and impossibly wretched performances, ought to be reason enough to send Rodman's acting career to the showers. Simon (Rodman) helps former Interpol agent Nick (Cook) rescue an associate's daughter from the evil clutches of some sinister hooligans. The comic relief, and just about everything else here, is unwatchable.
Rodman needs to retire immediately from filmmaking, where his shtick just stinks, and get himself back to the court, where his antics are at least occasionally entertaining.