Elle Woods claimed that whoever said orange is the new pink was seriously disturbed...but we know she'd think twice upon seeing this naked, bearded man posing in a field with pumpkins covering his man-bits, all in order to help out his photographer wife.
Yes, Gayla Thompson (GT Photography) turned her husband into her muse for what might be one of the best dudeoir (dude + boudoir) photo shoots we've ever seen.
From laying down in the bed of a truck with a gourd covering his you-know-what to pouring beer all over his body as he grips a pumpkin close to his waist, this man's photos add a whole new meaning to "pumpkin spice."
In fact, they prove that being obsessed with pumpkins doesn't always make you basic.
But beside taking our pumpkin obsession to a whole new level, this loyal hubby empowers us with his confidence, provides hope for finding love in a hopeless place and even gives Kim Kardashian's booty a run for her money.
How, you ask? Find out for yourself by watching the video above!