AP Photo/Ricardo Moraes• Questions of the day, right?! If you're into topless Tom, he's here. If you're not, you can be our friend.
• Jessica Alba wore a girdle and cried a lot to get her postbaby body back to her prebaby body. It was hard and sad and she still doesn't have a six-pack.
• Conventional wisdom states there's no such thing as too much nearly naked David Beckham in his Armani underwear ads, but why is it we've grown so tired of it?
• Joaquin Phoenix swears he's for real: "Might I be ridiculous? Might my career in music be laughable? Yeah, that's possible, but that's certainly not my intention."
• Etta James was not cool with Beyoncé singing "At Last" for President Obama's inauguration.
• Be careful, horseback riders of St. Lucia, you never know what's going to join you at any moment without the slightest warning.
Coffee for us, Hugh Jackman? Looks like there's enough to go around in our Big Picture gallery.