Instagram All Hallows Eve approacheth.
Ghouls will be out, zombies will walk among humans, everything will smell like pumpkin. Halloween is also a time for costumes, duh. Celebrities are a group to never hold back when it comes to putting together their festive outfits. No stone is left un-turned, no thread left un-sewn, no his-and-hers theme left un-used.
That said, we at E! News have been monitoring the holiday dressing-up of A-listers for years now, and have come to be something of an expert in Halloween casting. We've put our heads together to come up with the best costumes for the best celebs, so all they have to do is pay someone a bunch of money to make it for them.
Anna Kendrick: A troll. She even has the costume already, as long as she doesn't mind that crazy-colored hair.
Katy Perry: Left Shark. Internet jokes never get old, right?
Eddie Redmayne: Harry Potter. It's like the fan fiction of our dreams come to life.
Jennifer Garner: A phoenix. It's probably too far to make it rise from the ashes, of course.
Ashton Kutcher, Mila Kunis and Wyatt Kutcher: Lobster chefs and a lobster. This has nothing to do with Mila and Ashton; we just think Wyatt would look really cute in one of those fake cooking pots for babies.
John Krasinski: Tom Brady. The guy just moved across the country with two kids, so he needs something he can fashion together out of stuff he already owns.
Taylor Swift's Squad: The Fab Five. We know from those epic Fourth of July parties that they've all got an affinity for stars and stripes, so it's time to put it to good use.
Lupita Nyong'o: Can she just be her Star Wars character again? She's too good.
Lena Dunham: A pantsuit model. Because being Hillary Clinton is way too predictable.
Benedict Cumberbatch: Anything with an overcoat. #SherlockForever.
Chrissy Teigen and John Legend: Bacon. Yes, just a family of bacon. It's fitting, right?
Mariah Carey: Jennifer Lopez. We had to.
Reese Witherspoon: A bookworm. Actually, make that a bookworm carrying sacks of money.
George Clooney: A bottle of Casamigos Tequila.
Meryl Streep: This woman needs no costume. How dare you.
Ciara: We have a lot of creative ideas, but as long as she doesn't go as Russell Wilson, anything is cool.
Scott Disick: Four words, Scott...bring back The Lord.
Leonardo DiCaprio: Mother Earth. Bonus points if the costume comes with one of those "Free Hugs" signs.
Shia LaBeouf: Well, now he of course has to be Elvis.