After one explosive (and final) presidential debate last night in Las Vegas, the two candidates reunited in New York City for the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Dinner, a fundraiser supporting Catholic charities, attended by some of our country's most elite members.
Oh, and Trump and Clinton sat just one seat away from each other. The person sitting in-between them? Cardinal Dolan. Yes, please put a Catholic authority between these two.
However, instead of throwing political punches at each other, Clinton and Trump each took the podium to throw punchlines in what became a (mostly) lighthearted and entertaining roast. Each party's nominee took a turn to deliver some zingers targeted at their opponent, and even poked fun at themselves at one point.
Here are a few of the most memorable cracks from tonight's Al Smith Dinner:
Trump: "I have no doubt that Hillary is going to laugh quite a bit tonight. Sometimes even at an appropriate moment."
Clinton: "Donald looks at the Statue of Liberty and sees a 4, maybe a 5 if she loses the torch and tablet."
Trump: "Hillary accidentally bumped into me and she very civilly said, 'Pardon me,' and I very politely replied, 'Let me talk to you about that after I get into office.' Just kidding, just kidding."
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Clinton: "Donald wanted me drug tested before last night's debate. I am so flattered that Donald thought I used some sort of performance enhancer. Now actually I did, it's called preparation."
Trump: "I called Hillary a nasty woman. After listening to Hillary rattle on and on and on, I don't think so badly of Rosie O'Donnell anymore. In fact, I'm actually starting to like Rosie a lot."
Clinton: "Regardless of the outcome, this race will be historic. We'll either have the first female president or the first president who started a Twitter war with Cher."
Trump: "Michelle Obama gives a speech and everyone loves it. They think she's absolutely great. My wife Melania gives the exact same speech and people get all on her case, and I don't get it. I don't know why. I'm gonna be in trouble when I go home tonight, she didn't know about that."
Clinton: "Donald is very worried about my health. He sent a car for me tonight. Actually, it was a hearse."