The competition is heating up!
It was Latin night on Dancing with the Stars, which meant that things got really, really sexy on that dance floor. Thanks to the fiesta we attended prior to watching the show, we found all the contestants more attractive than we've ever found them before.
Is it weird to admit that? Who knows? Who cares? Who's reading this??
Anyway, someone had to go home on this sexiest night of the year, and unfortunately it was not the person with the worst dance of the night (if you ask us).
Amber Rose put on her best performance of the season tonight, only to then be sent home. We guess it was all for the best, however, since Calvin Johnson and Jana Kramer—the rest of the bottom three—absolutely did not deserve to go.
Sorry to see you go, Amber, but we're glad you were here at all.
Now, let's talk about all the routines, shall we?
Ryan Lochte and Cheryl Burke: 30/40
We just can't take Ryan seriously when he dances. He should have gone home. Sorry not sorry.
Terra Jole and Sasha Farber: 30/40
Terra seemed out of her element, but it was Sasha we couldn't keep our eyes off of, but not in a good way. So many silly little hops!
Amber Rose and Maks Chmerkovskiy: 28/40
Amber's best dance so far. Too bad it came too late for her to stay on the show.
Maureen McCormick and Artem Chigvintsev: 31/40
All we remember of this dance is that headpiece. "What a hat," is the note we wrote to ourselves when Maureen came out. Otherwise she seemed kind of...off.
Marilu Henner and Derek Hough: 34/40
Just like Derek, we could not stop staring at Marilu's legs as she danced. She has got some great legs, and some great dance moves.
James Hinchcliffe and Sharna Burgess: 38/40
Have we mentioned before that we have a giant crush on James Hinchcliffe? Because we do, and it only got more intense this week thanks to his "sexy side."
Laurie Hernandez and Val Chmerkovskiy: 37/40
How the judges continually find things about Laurie's performances to crticize is honestly beyond us.
Jana Kramer and Gleb Savchenko: 40/40
Sexiest shower scene in the history of television.
Calvin Johnson and Lindsay Arnold: 37/40
DAT LIFT THOUGH!!! If Calvin had been sent home we definitely would have thrown a fit.
Dancing with the Stars airs Mondays at 8 p.m. on ABC.