Darn you, Dancing with the Stars.
We put a lot of effort into being the stone cold personification of DGAF most of the time, but DWTS' most memorable year episode never fails to make us hate ourselves and the liquid flowing down our faces. Stupid emotions!!
In all seriousness, we teared up during nearly every dance and/or intro package tonight. We were also so happy to see that thanks to those damn emotions, everybody really brought their A game to the party tonight.
On the other hand, we kinda suspect the judges of judging based on emotions as opposed to dances, because quite a few couples got the same score for dances that were not equal in skill.
Anyway, now that we're down to one DWTS a week, somebody had to go home, and that somebody was...Nobody. Because Tom Bergeron lied to us!