BravoThe Real Housewives of Dallas had its first blowout and it sure was something else. Wine was thrown, names were called, poop hats were discussed. It started because…well, why did it start exactly? Because Brandi Redmond sat down with LeeAnne Locken in the first episode and called her phony? And then Brandi wore a poop hat to a charity event and others put the fake poop on LeeAnne's chair? Is that what they're fighting about? Regardless, they are fighting.
"Watch very carefully Stephanie's face when Brandi starts going at me—that big smile at Cary. (Interesting). Now rewind and try to find where I STARTED this argument. Oh wait, I didn't. Nor did I start the previous argument on the sofa with her," LeeAnne wrote in her Bravo blog. "Brandi is so filled with the wrong impression of who I am (thank you Cary, Steph, and Marie) that coming at me is her only mission at this point. It was Friday, and all I wanted to do was have fun, and THIS (Brandi's biting words) is what I get. So what happened? My natural instinct kicked in and I gave all of them 1,000 times more than what was coming at me. At some point, when MY story is finally revealed, everyone will understand why this is my instinct: to fight back. Until then, yay! I'm the #BravoBitch!"
Brandi said she knew going into the happy hour that LeeAnne had been talking about her and knew all about the poop lunch where LeeAnne told Stephanie Hollman and Cary Deuber not to associate with Brandi if they wanted their standing in charity society to remain unscathed. "I try to teach my kids to be friends with everyone and never leave anyone out. So I called her a bitch and I meant it. I will say that the act was that of a bitch and that's that and I'll move on from that," she wrote in her blog. "I was not worried about LeeAnne and her superior attitude. It's about giving back to our community not belittling people to make yourself feel more important."
LeeAnne promised there was more the story. "My story may not have poop or farts, but it does have authenticity, vulnerability and courage." She also clarified to readers what her job is. "For anyone to say I don't work and am poor is not only totally RUDE, but also pretty ironic coming from some who don't have a career or job. Let's be clear: I am NOT discounting raising children. That is the HARDEST job ever," she wrote. "But to set the record straight, I have a career. I am a working actress and have written 13 books.
The Real Housewives of Dallas airs Mondays, 10 p.m. on Bravo.
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