If you imagine the original Full House theme song as a threatening message, it takes on a whole new meaning.
"Everywhere you look, everywhere you go"
Kind of creepy, right? So that's why the Fuller House teaser that was released earlier this week reimagined as a horror movie is actually quite unsettling. The flashes of the eerily quietly rooms of the house, the close up of the door before it opens, that poor puppy! It has all the makings for a scary movie about a home invasion that would make us lose sleep for months.
All ScreenCrush did was add some scary sound effects and truly menacing music and boom! The Tanners might just be here to kill you and your entire family. Can't you just imagine Uncle Joey gleefully using his catchphrase while he hunts down his victims with a butcher knife?
"Cut. It. Out…."
And now we are rethinking this whole Fuller House reboot. Just kidding, nothing would ever ruin that for us.
Fuller House premiers on Netflix on Feb. 26.