MONEY$HOT/Splash NewsWiz Khalifa loves his hoverboard.
He loves his hoverboard so much he'll go to jail for it. Okay, so he didn't actually go to jail this time, but he was restrained at LAX for refusing to step off his hoverboard and use his feet instead. And you know what he have to say about that? Bravo, Wiz Khalifa, bravo.
Because isn't it true that evil persists when good men do nothing...about hoverboards. Wiz is a man of principal, and he will not renege on his principals without a fight. In this case, his principal was that he should be allowed to ride his hoverboard wherever and whenever he damn well pleases, because hoverboards are the future, man. It's clearly the fault of LAX security that they failed to recognize the hoverboard's most important role in our nation's fabric. Which is why Wiz decided to take to Twitter to enlighten them—and the rest of the world.
I stand for our generation and our generation is gonna be riding hover boards so if you don't like it eat a dick!
? Cameron (@wizkhalifa) August 23, 2015Is your mind blown by the power of his words? Ours, too. But this isn't the first time that Wiz has used his Twitter page to impart his many wisdoms onto the people. We have, in fact, learned many lessons from his near-infinite musings. Ahead are 14 of the most important.
1. On the delicacy of claiming your lit-ness:
2. On the best way to use time management skills:
3. On what to embrace:
4. On correct monikers:
5. On safety:
6. On correct texting etiquette:
7. On women:
8. On technology:
9. On what really matters:
10. On fools:
11. On when to stand up for yourself:
12. On advice for Tim Cook:
13. On where to live:
14. On the key to happiness and all of life: