It's hard out there for a celebrity pet.
Most animals get to enjoy the spotlight 24/7. They're cute, they're fluffy, they do funny things, and they reap the attention benefits for those qualities. But celebrities' pets are different. They have to sit at home while their human parents get to travel the world, get their picture taken, and make glamorous appearance after glamorous appearance. Sure sometimes they'll get a little Instagram love or a mention on a talk show, but they know who the star of the relationship really is.
So naturally these pets harbor some resentment. Everybody has pet peeves—even pets. We held a top secret roundtable with everyone from Meredith and Olivia Swift to Finn Seyfried, and we've learned their most secret inner thoughts about their lives in the captivity of A-listers. Read ahead for the real scoop.
Asia Kinney, daughter of Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney
"If I have to wear another goddamn piece of designer clothing I'm going to relieve myself all over my couture."
Lamby Dunham, son of Lena Dunham
"I'm not actually a feminist."
Meredith Grey, daughter of Taylor Swift
"I hate all of my mom's new 'friends.'"
Olivia Benson, daughter of Taylor Swift
"Most days there are so many people trapped in over at the house I don't even know which one is my real mom."
Bubba Sue, daughter of Miley Cyrus
"I'm actually the best twerker in the family, but nobody will ever know."
Chappelle, son of Zac Efron
"If I hear the word 'Bro' one more time, I swear...It almost makes me long for EDM."
Finn, son of Amanda Seyfried
"I'm sick of my head smelling like human food. This isn't even a unique trick—I'm just the only dog with a mom annoying enough to make me do it."
Tina, daughter of Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake
"What's my pet peeve? Two words: 'NSYNC songs."
Iro, daughter of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden
"Reality stars, amirite?"