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Millions of years ago, prophets foretold of a day when two queens would join together and create a friendship so powerful, it would end all the suffering in the world.
That day is today.
The Trainwreck star and current goddess of our hearts shared photos on Instagram of her vacation, and those pics included none other than Hollywood's golden child, J.Law. There's even a picture of the two blond actresses on a jet ski together!
What are we supposed to do now that a photo exists of Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence on a freakin' jet ski?!
Well, one thing we can do is ask some follow-up questions regarding this new(?) friendship:
• When did this start?
• Can you share the text messages that led to this vacation rendezvous?
• Are you ladies going to make a comedy together where you play sisters? Girlfriends? Lovers?
• Where was our invite? Lost in the mail? Didn't have our current address? We forgive you!
• For both of you: What is it like being pressed up against someone so magical while bumping along the ocean on a jet ski?
• Was this all a planned act to remind the universe that there is hope for humanity?
You might mock us for being over-the-moon, off-the-walls excited about Amy and J.Law becoming BFFs, but we're not alone...so suck it, haters!
Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence on vacation together. yaaaaas— stefanie (@stewarthutch) July 30, 2015
Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence are friends. I ship it so hard— Macey✨ (@maceyjann) July 30, 2015
Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer swimming together 😂 pic.twitter.com/s1KwBJofO1— Jennifer Lawrence (@LawrenceUpdated) July 30, 2015
Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer need to collaborate on something— Beth (@beth_schman) July 30, 2015
@amyschumer posted a picture of her at the lake with Jennifer Lawrence and I passed out cause I was so in love with it— Evan Welsh (@30bigparks) July 30, 2015
Jennifer Lawrence went on a vacation with Amy Schumer. Dying.— Erika (@Erika89tc) July 30, 2015
Makes me so happy that Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer went on holiday together 😊— Penny (@pennywhitto) July 30, 2015
Did I just see a picture of Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence on a jet ski together? 😍😍😍— Pill Cosby (@JewcciMane) July 30, 2015
Today we get Oprah as Glinda, The Good Witch, AND Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer riding a jet ski together?! pic.twitter.com/VAhnaZLWpe— Brice Sander (@bricesander) July 30, 2015
This is officially the best day of my life. Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer hanging out. ❤️ https://t.co/s4TfULT7Cq— Paige Howell (@epaigeh) July 30, 2015
jennifer lawrence and @amyschumer becoming friends is exactly what this country needs right now— mimi-rose howard (@marybethbarone) July 30, 2015
Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer are currently together and if that's not the most amazing friendship idk what is?— Virginia Riggsbee (@VRiggsbee) July 30, 2015
My twitter header is Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer on a jet ski together omfg @amyschumer— Halle Berry (@halle_freedman) July 30, 2015
Amy Schumer is me, I am Amy Schumer, we are one. literally me tho if I was this close to Jennifer Lawrence. pic.twitter.com/6c0DPmPElB— meg (@sweetlawrence_) July 30, 2015
Millennial women want nothing more-- not even free Starbucks for a lifetime-- than to ride a Jet Ski with @amyschumer and Jennifer Lawrence.— Julia (@jb_woods) July 30, 2015
JENNIFER LAWRENCE AND AMY SCHUMER WENT ON A BOATING TRIP TOGETHER AND IM PISSED I WASNT THERE— nave (@lordnavji) July 30, 2015
Instagram tells me Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence went jet-skiing together. Sry Taylor Swift, but I have other #squadgoals now.— Kristin Ostby (@kristinostby) July 30, 2015
Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer are now friends and I can die happy— Kayleigh (@heyitskay33) July 30, 2015
Friendship goals.....Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence. https://t.co/GJTi5ybcC1— Abby Floyd (@abbyfloyd) July 30, 2015
Also, Amy schumer and Jennifer Lawrence being friends pleases me— petty pendergrass (@nataliaallzoppp) July 30, 2015
When you find out that @amyschumer and Jennifer Lawrence are friends. Can I please join your group of kick ass women?— Andrea (@andreatm2) July 30, 2015
If they ever did a movie where Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence just sat down for 2 hours to chat, I'd pay money to watch that.— Nora (@Nora02583) July 29, 2015
Feels like my dream of Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence playing sisters in a movie is one step closer to happening— Anna Scott (@scottyjotty) July 30, 2015
This picture of Amy Schumer and JLaw on a jet ski is getting me through the day. pic.twitter.com/dYiGxsWWTY— LizLovesLit (@lizloveslit) July 30, 2015
amy schumer and jennifer lawrence on a jet ski. my two mooommmmsssss— alex | SIX (@alexandrarubin) July 30, 2015
I'm literally so jealous that Amy Schumer and jlaw are friends— Jenna (@jenna_saines) July 30, 2015
Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence are friends I'm crying— Savannah (@SavviMae) July 30, 2015
Honestly, we don't know whom we're more jealous of. Jennifer Lawrence is blessed to be in the presence of Amy Schumer, but Amy Schumer should be honored to touch Jennifer Lawrence. So, let's just say we are sick with envy over their friendship and we won't sleep, eat or stop until we become the awkward third wheel to their perfect twosome.