If You Ask Siri to Play Sounds of Loud Farts, You Get a Rihanna and Drake Song

Apple robot continues to shade everyone

By Francesca Bacardi Jul 14, 2015 6:42 PMTags
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Is it just us, or is Siri sassier than ever?

First she decided to cop an attitude with us when we asked her what zero divided by zero is, but now she's throwing shade at Drake and Rihanna! Some people love using Apple's personal assistant to play sound effects, ranging from fireworks to a babbling brook, but if you ask her to play loud farts, you get something else entirely.

(Yes, people request to hear loud farts!)

Instead of playing every prankster's dream sound—it's like a digital whoopee cushion!—Siri launches (or attempts to launch) RiRi's hit song, "What's My Name?" featuring Drizzy. Mashable discovered the bug Monday and even found that if an iPhone owner doesn't have the song in his or her library, Siri will still try to play it. That's some serious shade, Siri.

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Do you not like the song, Siri, or is it Rihanna in general? No matter what the case is, Siri is everyone's worst critic. If you were ever self-conscious about your math abilities, don't ask the robot for help because she absolutely decimates your self-esteem.

But if you missed the math memo, take out your Apple device and ask Siri this question: "What's zero divided by zero?"

When your initial shock wares away and you can't believe what she just said, he's a quick reminder of what just went down:

"Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn't make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends."

Let's just all be friends and stick it to Siri just because we can.