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How does one describe what happened on "Conch Blocked," the recent episode of The Real Housewives of New York City? Hilarious? Shocking? Great TV? Or how about, "drunkity-drunk-drunk-drunk"? That's how Kristen Taekman described the bizarre interaction between Dorinda Medley, Countess Luann de Lesseps and Heather Thomson during a dinner in Turks and Caicos.

The ladies, after several martinis at various levels of dirtiness, got into an argument over saying "f--k." Somehow they started talking about mothers and cursing and things got incoherent, to say the least.

"What the f--k happened!!!??? Lu and Dorinda are drunkity-drunk-drunk-drunk! It was fun to see Lu let loose and have fun but Dorinda... Hello, she needs subtitles? How dirty was that martini? Very odd," Kristen wrote.

If you thought Scary Island was entertaining, well, you need to be watching this trip. Bethenny Frankel already escaped the crazy trip, but she had a lot to say about the bizarre (we're being polite, we mean drunk) dinner.

"The cursing dinner was hilarious. It should be called the hypocrite dinner. Heather can curse all she wants and literally DOES NOT curse more than anyone including Luann, Sonja and Dorinda. Heather isn't at a 5-year-old's birthday and these women are all full of S--T," Bethenny wrote. "They all curse like drunken sailors. Ramona doesn't cop to her words, her actions, or her sex life. Why would she cop to her words?"

And thank you, B, for pointing out this gem: "...I'm not sure if you heard but when Dorinda was leaving the restaurant like a hot mess, you hear in the background Sonja saying, 'What kind of vodka was that?' Lol, I enjoyed this scene," she said.

You too may enjoy the scene above. The fight will be continued in next week's episode. In the same episode, Luann gives us, "Be cool. Don't be all, like, uncool."

The Real Housewives of New York City airs Tuesdays at 9 p.m. on Bravo.

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