The Real Housewives of New York City's trips to Turks and Caicos is the gift that keeps on giving. In the preview clip below, the ladies are at it again—and by "it" we mean arguing and to top it off, some of them are clearly sloshed.
In the preview, Countess Luann de Lesseps and Dorinda Medley start discussing the use of "the eff-bomb" and children dropping the curse word, and Heather Thomson, a fan a throwing a good f—k around when the moment strikes, takes issue with them.
"I do believe the Countess is more than just tipsy," Sonja Morgan says in her confessional. "She is literally f—ked up."
Heather tries to shut the conversation down and tell Dorinda and Luann why she finds the what they are saying insulting, and then Dorinda shoots back—well, we think she's shooting back. There aren't subtitles here and if there were, they'd be something like, "Don't sayhat it's notok. You go9wtagsijdkdajfsngadg0tw0 [Bleeeeep] Don't do that! Did I say that?"
The other ladies, including Kristen Taekman and Carole Radziwill, are clearly confused. "What are you saying?" Heather asks.
"This side of Dorinda, when she drinks too much…it just scares me a little," Kristen says in her confessional. Also, thank you, Kristen, for giving us that GIFable wine moment that will be used to describe every moment in our lives for the next year.
Don't forget: We still haven't witnessed the incident that Countess Luann says sparked her decision to gift the world her new single, "Girl Code (Don't Be so Uncool)." Like we said, this trip is the gift that keeps on giving. We already saw Bethenny Frankel give us the new "Go to sleep!" when she told Sonja to "Shut the f—k up!" and then there was Ramona's yellow bikini and now this.
Never change, ladies!
The Real Housewives of New York City airs Tuesdays, 9 p.m. on Bravo.
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