Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty ImagesEven if you don't take home an Oscar at next month's 2014 Academy Awards, you're still a winner. Why's that?
A-list actors and movie industry professionals who lose at this year's big bash will have the opportunity to take home an "Everybody Wins at the Oscars" gift bag awarded by Distinctive Assets. Oh, and the contents of said gift bag are valued at over $55,000.
So what kind of amazingly extravagant and expensive things with the rich and famous be gifted? Here's a little preview.
Chocolatines Savory Wine Flight Pairing ($80)
Halo Natural Pet Food ($6,142.89)
Max Martin Shoes ($750)
Dosha Tea-Based Pops ($35)
Blossom Blends Tea ($49.95)
Hydroxycut Weight Loss Products ($38.96)
Narrative Clip Camera ($279)
Polar Loop Activity Tracker ($109.95)
Steamist Home Spa System ($2,560)
M3K Beauty Products ($100)
Best of Vegas Tour Package ($9,000)
Rouge Maple Syrup ($250)
House Call From Nutritionist Heather Lounsbury ($500)
Slimware Dinnerware ($59)
Huntley Drive Fitness Training Sessions ($850)
Le Petit Cirque Troop ($575)
Jan Lewis Designs Bracelet ($400)
Walk Japan Tour of Japan ($15,000)
Epic Pet Health Therapy ($1,571.98)
Acure Skincare ($300)
Rocky Mountaineer Train Trip ($4,078.00)
Gizara Arts Print ($1,000)
Jitseu Handbags ($279)
Imanta Mexico Resort Stay ($3,300)
Koala Landing Resort Stay in Kauai ($2,000)
Aviv 613 Vodka ($30)
And that's only a partial list.
Past recipients of the gift bag (meaning actors who've missed out on winning an Oscar at least once before) include Hugh Jackman, Meryl Streep, Jeremy Renner, Ron Howard, Helen Mirren and Amy Adams (so don't feel bad if they don't win again this year).