By now, you've surely seen the photos of David Beckham hitting the soccer pitch in China. At least from the front.
The footballer, who recently became the ambassador for the country's top-tier league, was visiting Beijing when he decided to play a little pickup soccer with the Qingdao youth team at Tiantai Stadium in a full suit.
Or more importantly, in the most impeccably form-fitting pants we've ever seen.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should David walk by again turn around?
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
Let's take a closer look...
Did you clean your pants with Windex? We can practically see ourselves in them!
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Oh you're from England? Well, uh...we've got nothing.
Damn you, Posh Spice. Damn you!!!