David Beckham's Butt Is Deserving of Every Cheesy Pick-Up Line in the Book

Victoria Beckham's husband hits the soccer field in the best pants ever

By John Boone Mar 22, 2013 10:44 PMTags
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By now, you've surely seen the photos of David Beckham hitting the soccer pitch in China. At least from the front.

The footballer, who recently became the ambassador for the country's top-tier league, was visiting Beijing when he decided to play a little pickup soccer with the Qingdao youth team at Tiantai Stadium in a full suit.

Or more importantly, in the most impeccably form-fitting pants we've ever seen.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should David walk by again turn around?

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Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!

Let's take a closer look...

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Did you clean your pants with Windex? We can practically see ourselves in them!

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

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Oh you're from England? Well, uh...we've got nothing.

Damn you, Posh Spice. Damn you!!!