Bryan Bedder/WireImageThis is what Jennifer Hudson wore to a Lucky event in New York this week. The look almost—almost—became a Rack Report before we realized that the real problem here is not the boobs.
It's also not the lack of definition in the shell or even the cardi, which, yes, does fall somewhere between Mister Rogers and a term life insurance commercial.
No, we speak of the shorts. Black tights and cute booties cannot save you when you're wearing leather in a color we haven't seen since Baywatch.
Say it with us: Unless you're Miranda Kerr and you have legs like a pair of nuclear torpedoes, shorts in winter do not work. Period.
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